Do I worry, 'cause you're stepping out?
Do I worry, 'cause you got me in doubt?
Though your kisses aren't right, do I give a bag of beans?
Do I stay home every night and read my magazines?

Am I frantic, 'cause we've lost the spark?
Is there panic, when it starts turning dark?
And when evening shadows creep, do I lose any sleep over you?
Do I worry? You can bet your life I do

[Spoken]
Do I worry when the Iceman calls?
Do I worry if Niagara falls?
Though you treat me just like dirt
You think I give a snap?
Are my feelings really hurt
When you're sitting in somebody else's lap?
Am I curious when the gossip flies?
Am I furious 'bout your little white lies?
And when all our evenings end
'Cause you got a sick friend that needs you
Do I worry? Honey, you know dog-gone well I do

[Singing]
Am I frantic, 'cause we've lost the spark?
Is there panic when it starts turning dark?
And when evening shadows creep, do I lose any sleep over you?
Do I worry? You can bet your life I do