[Verse 1]
We could've been anything
That we wanted to be
But don't it make your heart glad?
That we decided, a fact we take pride in
We became the best at being bad

[Verse 2]
We could've been anything
That we wanted to be
With all the talent we had
No doubt about it, we whine and we pout it
We're the very best at being bad guys

[Bridge]
We're rotten to the core
And my congratulations
No one likes you anymore
(Bad guys) We're the very worst
Each of us contemptible
We're criticized and cursed
We made the big time, malicious and mad
We're the very best at being bad

[Verse 3]
We could've been anything
That we wanted to be
We took the easy way out
With little training, we mastered complaining
Manners seemed unnecessary
We're so rude, it's almost scary
[Verse 4]
We could've been anything
That we wanted to be
With all the talent we had
With little practice, we made every blacklist
We're the very best at being bad
(Hey, look at me, I'm dancin'!)
We're the very best at being bad
We're the very best at being bad