[Intro]
Carburetors, man
That's what life is all about

[Chorus 1]
(That's what life is all about)
(That's what life is all about)
(That's what life is all about)
(That's what it's all about)

[Verse 1]
I was not myself last night
Lost a fight, my woody barely running
By a dude I should have beat
And on the street, a blow like that is stunning
I finally lost control
And tore my tuck-n-roll

[Chorus 2]
Upholstery, where my baby sits up close to me
That's supposed to be
What our life is all about (All about)
Upholstery, where my baby sits up close to me
That's supposed to be
What our life is all about (All about)
[Bridge]
Of all life's mysteries
The greatest one I've seen
(Tell me why) My short run's better
When it's clean

[Verse 2]
I was not myself last night
I ran a light without my registration
Where the cops were bound to see
And you know me, already on probation
I wound up on parole
I tore my tuck-n-roll

[Chorus 3]
Upholstery, where my baby sits up close to me
That's supposed to be
What life is all about (All about)
Upholstery, where my baby sits up close to me
That's supposed to be
What our life is all about (All about)

[Chorus 4/Outro]
Upholstery, where my baby sits up close to me
That's supposed to be
What our life is all about (All about)
My upholstery, where my baby sits up close to me
That's supposed to be
What life is all about (All about)