[Verse 1]
We take what we want
We do anything that we wish
We got no respect
For animal, birdy, or fish
The grass does not grow
On the places where we stop and stand
Riverbottom Nightmare Band

[Verse 2]
We know we're a mess
Our type does not like to be clean
We don't brush our teeth
'Cause our toothache can help us stay mean
We don't wish to learn
But we hate what we don't understand
Riverbottom

[Bridge]
When you see us comin'
You better start a-runnin'
We're always startin' trouble
And we're happiest when things are outta hand
Tempers are for boilin'
Parties are for spoilin'
We either like to sit and pout
Or else go out and terrorize our land
Riverbottom Nightmare Band
[Verse 3]
We laugh in your face
Or we practice our growl and our sneer
We break up your place
We are dangerous when we are near
And when we are done with our song
Who will get the biggest hand?
Who? Riverbottom Nightmare Band!

[Outro]
Riverbottom Nightmare Band!