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I'm not gay. I just dress really fresh everyday, everyday, everyday. Everyday, everyday, everyday. But I'm not gay

"Straight up man, you look like a homo."
I tell them "Thank you. I'll quote that on my promo."
Welcome to my Dojo where we flow so pro
I don't know if you know bro but I blow cash like an Oboe and I'm
Oh so gifted. Got the city on my back and I lift it and I'm
Sick of hearing "if it". Man F it, just live it and I
Did ish that I wish I'd not. But
That ish is what made me hot. So
Pass me the rock when there's 10 on the clock I'll
Knock down the shot like "What?"

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Straight up man, I'm straighter than a ruler
I'm straight class man I'm always gonna school ya
That's why these other rappers Fear us: Bueller
10 times cooler than Amy Pooler
I'm a fool her name is Poehler
Now do people get it? See I'm 10 times colder
Gill Sans Ultra but 10 times bolder and
I won't ever sell out. I told ya I soldier. It's over

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Straight up man, I'm straighter than a arrow
Looking like a Pirate, flyer than a Sparrow
Bumping old Neil. Man I feel sweet Caro-
Line after line in my designer apparel
I ain't a gardner but I'll unload the barrel
Of my Nerf gun son. Yeah I'm that pharrell
Oops I mean feral. Yeah I'm feral for real. I will
Strong arm fools like my first name's Neil and I'm out

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