[Spoken: Jonny d'Ville]
"Sing along if you still know the words. Tim?"

[Gunpowder Tim]
"It's been ten years—"

[Jonny d'Ville]
"Uh— ten millenium."

[Gunpowder Tim]
"-Give or take. And not once - not once - have you said please."

[Jonny d'Ville]
"Now. This is when- we're doing this now."

[Gunpowder Tim]
"Now, now we'll do it"

[Jonny d'Ville]
"Tim? ...Please"
"Basic politeness gets a cheer. That's— unbelievable really."

[Intro: Jonny d'Ville]
What shall we do with a drunk—
"I don't even need to be here, do I."
What shall we do with a drunk space pirate
Distant stars awaiting
[Chorus]
Way-hey the wormhole beckons
Way-hey the wormhole beckons
Way-hey the wormhole beckons
Distant stars awaiting

[Verse 1]
Shove 'im in the airlock 'til he's sober
Shove 'im in the airlock 'til he's sober
Shove 'im in the airlock 'til he's sober
Distant stars awaiting

[Chorus]
Way-hey the wormhole beckons
Way-hey the wormhole beckons
Way-hey the wormhole beckons
Distant stars awaiting

[Verse 2]
Strap 'im to the rear hull in a spacesuit
Strap 'im to the rear hull in a spacesuit
Strap 'im to the rear hull in a spacesuit
Distant stars awaiting

[Chorus]
Way-hey the wormhole beckons
Way-hey the wormhole beckons
Way-hey the wormhole beckons
Distant stars awaiting
[Verse 3]
Throw 'im in the brig with a slavering moon-beast
Throw 'im in the brig with a slavering moon-beast
Throw 'im in the brig with a slavering moon-beast
Distant stars awaiting

[Chorus]
Way-hey the wormhole beckons (Way-hey)
Way-hey the wormhole beckons (Way-hey)
Way-hey the wormhole beckons (Way-hey)
Distant stars awaiting

[Verse 4]
Twenty kisses of the vibrolash
Twenty kisses of the vibrolash
Twenty kisses of the vibrolash
Oh, distant stars awaiting

[Chorus]
Way-hey the wormhole beckons (Way-hey)
Way-hey the wormhole beckons (Way-hey)
Way-hey the wormhole beckons (Way-hey)
Distant stars awaiting

[Instrumental]
[Verse 5]
Shave his belly with a rusty laser
Distant stars awaiting

[Chorus]
Way-hey the wormhole beckons (Way-hey)
Way-hey the wormhole beckons (Way-hey)
Way-hey the wormhole beckons (Way-hey)
Distant stars awaiting

[Spoken: Jonny d'Ville]
And so it is goodbye. From the crew of the Aurora:
Ben Below as DrumBot Brian
Frank Voss as Ashes O'Reilly
Tim Ledsam as Gunpowder Tim
Kofi Young as Baron Marius von Raum
Rachel L Hughes as Raphaella la Cognizi
Morgan Wilkinson as Ivy Alexandria
The Toy Soldier as Jessica Law
And Jonny Sims as Jonny d'Ville, your humble first mate

[Gunpowder Tim]
"First Ma-"

[The Toy Soldier]
"Wait, what?"

[Jonny d'Ville]
"I know what I said."

[Outro]
That's what we’ll do with a drunk space-pirate!
That's what we’ll do with a drunk space-pirate!
That's what we’ll do with a drunk space-pirate!
Distant stars awaiting

[Spoken: Jonny d'Ville]
Thank you