Hey, how's it going babe?
I heard you got more underneath then you are showing babe
Oh, you birthed a new lie?
I've been waiting on a fresh one since the last one died
But wait, I've heard a few things
I've got a friend or two who said you pulled a few strings
But if you don't like what I do, hun
Then instead of talking shit go get your own done

You've got a long long way to go, so take a stroll
It's pretty messy you would know, you dug your own hole

You're just a small piece in my way
Tiny knight stood at my gate
Rotten bishop on my plate
You can't play a king at his own game
(Check yes, checkmate, check yes, checkmate)

Hey, what's the deal dude?
How ya been since spreading rumours that I cheated on you?
But then again, you love to pretend
As though you're far from problematic, but a godsend
And please now baby quit it okay don't be a liar
There's nothing hot about you but your pants on fire
I'll keep it sweet, so you can de-stress
Now hurry along, you don't wanna miss recess

You've got a long long way to go, so take a stroll
It's pretty messy you would know, you dug your own hole

You're just a small piece in my way
Tiny knight stood at my gate
Rotten bishop on my plate
You can't play a king at his own game
Got your guards stood at my door
Keep on coming back for more
But you've got to know the score
You can't beat queens at what they're known for
(Check yes, checkmate, check yes, checkmate)
Cos that's the way the cookie crumbles girls and boys
And that's the way it all boils down
You tried to take my patience for a whirl, joy
But instead you took your rep downtown, oh boy
Hey, how's my amigo?
I heard you're ill because of your deflated ego
But if it helps you back to good health
I got a remedy called you can go and fuck yourself

You're just a small piece in my way
Tiny knight stood at my gate
Rotten bishop on my plate
You can't play a king at his own game
Got your guards stood at my door
Keep on coming back for more
But you've got to know the score
You can't beat queens at what they're known for
You can't play me, you can't play me
(Check yes, checkmate, check yes, checkmate)