[Verse]
This waterfall is in the wrong place
I can't quite explain it
But the- there's just something off about it, don't you think?

Something about its positioning
The way it falls, what it's surrounded by, it just doesn't add up
Like somebody put it there, but didn't have the right

Somebody who didn't buy the right permit
Somebody who maybe who used to putting streams places
Pouring glasses of water over tables
Not anybody who knew what they were doing, whoever put this waterfall here

People havе to walk around it to get to the soup
Water collеcts on the floor and rusts the shelves and makes the food go bad
Hell, I can't even get to the crackers at this point, it's been there so long

This waterfall is in just a poor place
Terrible, terrible positioning
Maybe aisle eight?
I can see a waterfall in aisle eight, but- aisle five? Come on

Whoever put this waterfall here had no idea how great this soup is
How much the soup brings in profits for the store
The economy's gonna crumble from this waterfall
Everything's gonna go to hell because of this waterfall
Because some jackass thought it was a good idea to put a waterfall here

Well, I'll just shop somewhere else