[Intro]
Oh my god, this is my song
Am I crazy?

[Verse 1]
Ok, this letter's from Jeff from Nashville
Said he met a chick last year, mad chill
Kept it all 100, couple dates, getting mad real
Then she flipped the switch, always screaming, need an Advil
See, her family from Boca, estoy muy loca
Cause she live for the party, lined up on that coca
More cray by the day, though she love me
She ain't good at doing much but she good at spending money like
Met her on a flight to LA, we didn't talk much
Didn't really have much to say, maybe she's starstruck
Now you gotta tell me your name, now what's your number?
Should've known right when she say, ("Sorry for partying")

[Chorus]
Why you gotta be crazy?
In your head
Why you gotta be crazy?
In my bed
Why you gotta be crazy?
Out yo mind
Why you gotta be crazy, crazy all the time
(I'm not crazy)
[Verse 2]
I'm talking batshit, it's tragic
See, the first time we met it's like magic, a bad chick
Now I gotta tell her "Listen, ho" but that's it
She was broke from the first time I smashed it
So I rolled up to the club, my dojo
Met four tonight and they all Four Loko
You know them girls try breaking up the band
Well, yeah, we call them hoes Yoko's
Oh no you don't, quit grabbing my phone
See, something might happen with all this Patron
But just because they was in my pic
Doesn't mean they had the pleasure being on my dick
Just sitting at-at home for a cell phone ring
Fuck a cell phone, yeah, I know you waiting for a ring
It's the same story but we never get it straight
Man, I used to call her Becky, now she miscommuni-Kate

[Chorus]
Why you gotta be crazy?
In your head
Why you gotta be crazy?
In my bed
Why you gotta be crazy?
Out yo mind
Why you gotta be crazy, crazy all the time
(So not crazy)
[Bridge]
Go crazy, go crazy, go crazy
Wait, stop
Go crazy, go crazy, go crazy
Wait, stop (Whatever)
Go crazy, go crazy, go crazy
Wait, stop
Go crazy, go crazy, go crazy
Wait, stop
(Just tell me I'm not crazy)

[Chorus]
Why you gotta be crazy?
In your head
Why you gotta be crazy?
In my bed
Why you gotta be crazy?
Out yo mind
Why you gotta be crazy, crazy
Crazy, crazy
(So crazy)

[Outro]
Go crazy, go crazy, go crazy
(Met her on a flight to LA, we didn't talk much)
Wait, stop
Go crazy, go crazy, go crazy
(Didn't really have much to say, maybe she's starstruck)
Wait, stop
Go crazy, go crazy, go crazy
(Now you gotta tell me your name, now what's your number?)
Wait, stop
Go crazy, go crazy, go crazy
(Should've known right when she say)
Wait, stop
(I hate you)