[Verse 1]
I'm your biggest fan, but I guess that's just not good enough
Is it 'cause I wear my hair weird or because I like to play Diablo?
Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking 'bout
'Cause I really don't wanna have to spell it out
The next time you call me
I'm gon' sit and stare at the screen
Waiting for the call to end

[Chorus 1]
You stuck me in the friend zone
That's that bullshit
I'm gonna play Diablo either way
You can come or you could go

[Verse 2]
Because I'd rather play Mortal Kombat anyway, hey
I'm all about my Johnny Cage
If you're not bringing bottles, I suggest you start to walk away
Bitch, don't kill my vibe
I can tell you've kinda got uncomfortable
So let me break it down for you
Don't call me, don't text me, after 2 AM
Unless you plan on giving me some
Because I got enough friends
[Chorus 2]
I would throw you in the garbage
'Cause you play too many games
I'm better off by myself
Loving you's bad for my health

[Outro]
No one wants to be in the friend zone
Friend zone
Friend zone