[Verse 1]
I'm your biggest fan, but I guess that's just not good enough
Is it cause I wear my hair weird or because I like to play Diablo (x2)

[Chorus]
You stuck me in the friend zone

[Instrumental Interlude]

[Verse 2]
Because I'd rather play Mortal Kombat anyway, hey
I'm all about my Johnny Cage

[Chorus]
You stuck me in the friend zone
That's that bullshit (x2)
I'm gonna play Diablo either way
You can come or you can go

[Verse 2 (repeated)]
Because I'd rather play Mortal Kombat anyway

[Verse 3]
You can come or you can go
Because I'd rather play Mortal Kombat anyway, hey
I'm all about my Johnny Cage
I'm all about my Johnny Cage
[Instrumental Outro]