[Verse 1]
I'm your biggest fan, but I guess that's just not good enough
Is it cause I wear my hair weird or because I like to play Diablo
Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking 'bout
Cause I really don't wanna have to spell it out
And next time you call me
I'm gon' sit and stare at the screen
Waiting for the call to end

[Chorus 1]
You stuck me in the friend zone
That's that bullshit
I'm gonna play Diablo either way
You can come or you can go

[Verse 2]
Because I'd rather play Mortal Kombat anyway, hey
I'm all about my Johnny Cage
If you're not bringing tacos I suggest you start to walk away
Bitch don't kill my vibe
I can tell you've kinda got uncomfortable
So let me break it down for you
Don't call me, don't text me, after 2am
Unless you plan on giving me some
Cause I got enough friends
[Chorus 2]
I will throw you in the garbage
'Cause you play too many games
I'm better off by myself
Loving you's bad for my health

[Outro]
No one wants to be in the friend zone
Friend zone, friend zone