Who is the universe's awesomest evildoer?
HATER!!!
(All right!!!)
Who's super strong and shoots out scary green lightning?
HATER!!!
Who's really insecure and wishes he had a girlfriend
Videos himself lifting weights in his bedroom?
HATER!!!
(All right!!!)

Who is the universe's awesomest evildoer?
HATER!!!
(All right!!!)
Who set the record for galactic explosion stuff?
HATER!!!
Yeah! Evil scary villain nasty guy number one
You better run!
HATER!!!

[ALTERNATE LYRICS:]
Who conquers any planet with a wave of his hand?
Whose crushing rocks souls, with his all-Watchdog band?
Whose never ending tour is never gonna end? I say
Who is the universe's awesomest evildoer?
HATER!!!
(All right!)
Who wants to rock it till' love comes a-knockin'?
HATER!!!
Who's just jealous and doesn't know what he's talking about?
PEEPERS!!!

Who is the universe's awesomest evildoer?
HATER!!!
Who's gonna catch me when I leap off the sta-a-age?
THE CROWD!
(All right! Here I come everybody! Whoo!)
Skullship! Laser beams!
Conquered planets! Rockstar dreams!
Lightning powers! Into flames!
Evil lady! Love and fame!
(Whoa!)
Stupid Peepers! Stupid horse!
I'm the greatest! You're the worst!
(OW!)

Who's super strong and shoots out scary green lightning?
HATER!!!
Who set the record for galactic explosion stuff?
HATER!!!
Who's really happy that his friends all support him?
HATER!!!
Who's maybe found love and is on the path to becoming a good guy?
HATER!!!
Who tries to conquer and rule just cause' he wants to be cool?
Who pushes and shoves just cause' he wants to be loved?
Who likes a lady villain wants to show her he's willin'? I said
Who insecure and lonely?
Your sensitive puppy-loving one and only!
HATER!!!
HATER!!!
HATER!!!