[Verse 1]
Westley, you're the best-ley, it's the Medal of Evil

[Verse 2]
It's the medal of evil, you deserve this
[Lord Hater:] No longer will Wander and Sylvia, be free to spread their dangerous, fun-loving ways throughout the galaxy!
[Westley:] Actually... (pauses, chants sadly) Hate's great, best villain
Hate's great, best villain now
Oh, Westley, you're the best-ley

[Verse 3]
Westley, you were the best-ley
Our number-one watchdog
Westley, you were the best-ley
Our number-one watchdog