Ladies and gentlemen, hello and welcome
To The Palmer Squares show
With your hosts, Acumental and Terminal Knowledge
Tonight's contestants will be playing for a chance to have their domes blown by the prophetic wisdom of these two bright young starlets
Upon completion of the mixtape
The last contestant with a clean pair of jeans will be declared legally deaf and smacked firmly in the face
Well then, without further ado it is my great pleasure to introduce the host of tonight's program
The Palmer Squares
First that, now this