[Intro]
*Laughs* Bro check out these pictures she just sent me
Who?
I don't even know to be honest,
just one of those girls from last night
You're drunk texting alright? Put the phone down,
come take a shot of patron yo.
*can't hear what he says hear*

[Verse 1]
Take away my phone when I'm drinkin'
'cause I'll be drunk textin' like what the hell 'm I thinkin'
I'll be textin' this girl, that girl
Thinkin' Imma mac girls, but end up lookin' stupid
Well I guess I had it backwards
Naw! Just playin', what the hell 'm I sayin'?
Haven't had a wink of sleep just flew in from dayton
Wuh-owww, be fadin' away, gettin' faded all day
So, pass me a bottle of patron,
Gimme 'bout a half an hour I'll be on the phone
Hittin' you up, "Are you awake?" "Are you home?"
Textin' me back like "Mike, what the fuck you on?"
Man! I need you to tell me I'm embarrassin' myself
Put my phone away,
And leave it on the shelf 'til I'm sober.
'Til the night's over, I can't be doin' this when I'm older
[Chorus]
I'll be the king of drunk textin'
And it feels good to be flexin'
On this pretty girl and her best friend
While the one right here's undressin'
Guess I'll never learn my lesson
Never listen to the suggestions
Close my eyes and I'll rest them
Forever be destined to look like a fool, yeah
Look like a fool, yeah

[Verse 2]
I hear my conscience tellin' me to leave this girl alone
But it's talking to me through a bad connection on the phone
So I'm doin' it anyway
All the shit im gonna say I probably won't mean tomorrow
Fuck it. It's another day-ay-ay-ay
I always say too much in text,
Leadin' all these groupies on, cause I don't even want the sex
And to be honest I don't mean the things I'm sayin'
I hope that you ain't serious, 'cause baby I'm just playin'
I'm just tryna hear you say you like me better than you do
You don't really ask for all the pictures that you're sendin' you
I don't really need 'em, probably just delete 'em
Just confirmed that you're a hoe, and I don't wanna see 'em
But I'll tell you what my friends think. Once I let my friends see
You should probably think about the shit you're gonna send me
Catch me in the moment when I'm drunk, and I'll be friendly
'Cause I ain't serious, babe I'm just havin' fun pretendin'
[Chorus]

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]