[Verse 1]
I'm floatin’ down the river
In my rubber canoe
I brought you chicken dinners
Blessed by Jesus and his crew
I came here to show you (I came here to show you)
My computer and my shoes (My computer and my shoes)
But you shot me with an arrow (But you shot me with an arrow)
That wasn't really cool (That wasn't really cool)

[Chorus]
I’m goin' to the island of the Sentinels
I'll bring you lots of heroin and fentanyl
They told me I'm not welcome, man, but what the hell?
I hope somehow my death was a little bit meaningful
Ah

[Verse 2]
Well, life here on the island
They live a life of violence
But once they read my Bible
They'll know how to live like you and I do
Wanna teach them how to party and teach them how to drive
But they shot me up with arrows, now I think I'm gonna die
I think I'm gonna die, man
[Chorus]
Goin' to the island of the Sentinels
I’ll bring you lots of heroin and fentanyl
They told me I’m not welcome, man, but what the hell?
I hope somehow my death was a little bit meaningful

[Outro]
I'm goin’ to the island of the Sentinels
I'm goin' to the island of the Sentinels
I'll see you on the island of the Sentinels
I’m goin' to the island of the Sentinels