[Verse 1: Ezreal performed by Rawb]
The world ends with you
But the finale's me
Thundaga
Lucas Arts
Super Smash B
Overdrive
Get back, here comes the Omnislash
Ars Arc
Hit R Art of the Keyblast
Quarter Circle
Hadouken jukin' then move in
I'm Tekken hit'em Shoryuken
I'm combo breaking pursuin'
Perusing strategies check it
You fairies better forget it
No temple could teach this lesson
I'm Galaga with this gauntlet legend
Black Rail Shooter
Like a barcade
Time Crisis on the Rift
It ain't hard aim
The Mega Buster go blast you mega flustered
Smack the credits out of you token baddies that blunder
Sin Harvest
Energy Rush
Data's corrupt
My attitude's on cooldown
I don't give a Flux
The Final Boss
You give up
Nobody can beat 'em
You belong in a Namco Museum
[Verse 2: Ahri performed by Nicki Taylor]
Charmed to meet you
Now I'll get back to my grind
MMO to the MM
That's more money on my mind
My skill rating is triple A
Your status is Free2Play
Such garbage that you display
No skin can take that away
I'm toying with you on the go
Mobile Gaming up on you trash
Accelerate League of Legends
They're calling me Riot Dash
I create the godly plays
Star Crafting these new ideas
More Sol than Aurelion
Dropping Protoss in South Korea

[Verse 3: Corki performed by KiandyMundi]
Tearing through sky
It's clear I got a Need for Speed
Baron down on all those easy targets in the trees
Please pay attention to this safety demonstration
I'm a Kamikaze pilot
And about to make altercation
Alteration
I don't need to be a stealth bomber
I'm dropping Nukes for days
My ammo's large so it's no bother
You can try to run
But I promise you won't get far
Cos you'll be shining bright like gems
When you show up on my radar
Lord of the Skys?
Yeah that's just one of many titles
I dominate the air with style and grace that can't be rivalled
[?]
It's the art of aviation
That will save the Bandle Nation
Dogfights are my math equation
Scoring your annihilation
Bogey's closing in on my tail
It's time to turn and fight
I'm pacing through the sky
I'm lighting up your darkened night
Whiskey Delta Tango Diet Pepsi
You are all the same
Consider yourself spanked nugget
cos I own this game
[Verse 4: Riven performed by LilyPichu]
I've got that Killer Instinct
Combo Break into my adversaries [?]
Seeing Ghosts'n Goblins
When they drop them in the cemetery [?]
I'm levels higher than you be
You're joking B [?]
Your Battle Boss is nothing
You're a second fiddle Luigi
Well it's my treat
It'll be your Peach
I'mma put the Fighter in the Streets
Decimating creeps
All I do is leap
Then it's clear enough I'm out of your Halo-Reach
Server shutting down?
I hope you'll Remember Me
I'll meet the Final Boss
Then you'll hop out of my memory

[Final Verse: Blitzcrank performed by AntiRivet]
The old hardware is done
There's a new generation
It's Deus Ex Blitzcrank with new Augmentations
There is no escaping the Mean Bean Machine
Lock you down like DRM
Until you're fresh out of Steam
Red Ring 360
I don't play no games
You garbage heroes wear new skins with the same old shame
Destroy the Audio
Obliterate the Sonic
Engaging Phase 2
Meet Dr. Robotnik
No way you can stop this
Those Hit Point are dropping
A shameful display of game mechanic knowledge
RNG Lightning
Watch the AOE
This Raid's getting wiped
You scrubs can't get past me
Hit 'em with the Pull
Power up first
Knock 'em up quick
Ha Ha then burst
Speed engage when you try to get away
Insert Coin Here
Gonna need a replay
Try to intervene with the Battle Boss Crank?
Stats too low
Level up that rank
All beat down
Reload that save
Get your weak ass out of my Arcade