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Ralph Egg is nowhere to be found
Pineapple Joseph travels far and wide
To find our hero, Ralph Egg
He broke out of prison not long ago
So Joe embarks on a quest
Over the rooftops, through the raging sea
Pineapple Joseph calls out to you and me
Come along and help me search for the man of mystery
Ralph Egg is in trouble, but sunny side's up to be
Dashing through a Walmart checkout
Crying in a Burger King
Breaking and entering
Into a Tesco bathroom
He must be somewhere
Thе Duke of Yolks, The King of Scramble
Bash down thе door to the Foot Locker
And eat all of the shoes
There he is!
Pineapple Joseph cries aloud
Ralph Egg is being captured by the Bosnian police
He robbed every McDonalds of their thousands of sporks
Their thousands of sporks
Their thousands of sporks
Out of nowhere comes Mr. Krabs
He fights off all the coppers with his claws
From behind him comes Princess Celestia
Who gives Ralph Egg the blessing of the crown
For a moment the world is quiet
As Ralph Egg sits upon his throne
The blessing of the Alicorn grants unlimited power
So will the world be safe? Or shall it fear the man?
Ralph Egg