[Intro]
I wanna be a YouTube Star
It's Filthy Frank, motherfuc—
No, it's not

[Verse]
Put me to the test and say
"Show me what you got!"

[Verse]
Oh, oh yeah
You can call me gay
Cause it's probably true
And there's nothing I can do
To make you stop!

[Verse]
But if you fetishize me, please
Begging on my hands and knees
In your fantasies
That I remain the top

[Skit]
Alright, so here's the situation: you walk in on me and I'm like, sitting behind the computer screen. I've been animating; I've been animating so much

You're like, "Zalinki, this is really unhealthy for you. Were you lying about the Hot Pockets situation?"
I say, "no". I say, uh, I say that I've been, uh, sitting in the room for a long time. And I'm probably slowly losing my mind. But that's okay, because I'm still alive."