I should have been the one to break up with you
You said "Who are you? Who are you?"
I wanna snap your neck and spit on you
You said "Who are you? Who are you?"
If I got a call and said you were dead
You said "Who are you? Who are you?"
I'd shrug my shoulders and I'd say "whatevs"
You said "Who are you? Who are you?"

Hey, have we met before? Oh, yeah, I think we have
Because we only dated for four and a half years. No big deal
I've only witnessed you sitting on the couch
Watching Next in your undies
But it's cool that you act like you have no idea who I am

I saw you at Amoeba Records last night
You said "Who are you? Who are you?"
You straightened your hair and had a henna tattoo
You said "Who are you? Who are you?"
I wanna shove your face, just shove it
You said "Who are you? Who are you?"

My mother thinks you're in the closet
You said "Who are you? Who are you?"

It's so weird, because when we used to go out
You never even liked the TJ wantons
And now we have to drive all the way to Mar Vista
Or some stupid place and eat some stupid butter-nut squash ravioli or something
Because you took the last bag like some immature little clown
I saw you thursday at the Arclight
You said "Who are you? Who are you?"
I was on a date you ruined my night
You said "Who are you? Who are you?"
I saw you shopping at the Trader Joe's
You said "Who are you? Who are you?"
I see you everywhere it really blows
You said "Who are you? Who are you?"

Hey, did you ever meet my friend Ian?
He's a computer hacker
He helped me erase your Myspace page
And your band's Myspace page
And your Facebook page
Happy networking, asshole

So remember all the stuff you forgot
You said "Who are you? Who are you?"
The Fender Stratocaster you just bought
You said "Who are you? Who are you?"
I'd like to see the look on your greasy face
You said "Who are you? Who are you?"
It sold for sixteen hundred on eBay
He said "I know you! I know you!"

Uh-huh