Dumb Kate she's no Indian no Mexican neither
Come up from San Diego long ago
Settled in Nome Alaska, best place that she could be
Half the people there froze right to the bone
Warm'em up Kate

Nobody does business like Kate do
Dumb as she is
She's so dumb, she don't know just when to stop
Dumb as she is
Oh oh she don't quit givin' it
No no she don't quit givin' it
If the corn liquor don't get to you
Kate will

Kate used to serve tables
Down at the Last Post grill room
Where they chewed on the beef
With a lean and a hunted jaw
While waiting for that slow train
Going where the sun is glowing
She'll keep your blood
Just moving right till the thaw
Kate will