[Announcer]
It's time for a Source Rap Battle
Today we've got Lex Luthor vs. Dr. Doom
Huh, let's go!

[Verse 1: Lex]
My goals are all so maniacal;
Aren't I so admirable?
Skills as a business magnate
Are so desirable
It's Lex, I'm the best
Dirty money, made a mess
The only time that I flex
Is when I'm signing my checks
Super villain is really
An understatement;
Another million is really
An underpayment
I stack it to the ceiling
Then I drop you to the pavement
Diabolical is the only word
My name could be exchanged with


[Verse 2: Dr. Doom]
So I'm up against a cue ball
In a two-piece suit
Who thinks he's got a chance
Of winning this shit;
That's cute
The name's Victor
Check the definition:
I'm a champion
A conqueror
I'll bitch-slap a villain
Of a lesser magnitude--that's you
I'll have you run through;
Send you back to Metropolis
To cry to Supes like "Boo-hoo"
I'm the real thing
It's not a costumed play;
You had a shot--
Now sit back and watch
IT'S DR. DOOM'S DAY!

[Verse 3: Lex]
You're shameless
And when I'm finished
You will be nameless
Three steps ahead at all times
While you're aimless
I've battled Superman
And brought him to his knees
Since you're a doctor
When I bury you
I'll throw in your degrees
It's Luthor
Teaching your lady the
Kama Sutra
LexCorp just bought you and
Your ego
That's a two-for-
One boss:
So sorry Vic, this is
Your one loss
FIGHTING FANTASTIC FOURS
BUT I'M THE ONE
THAT YOU DON'T CROSS!

[Verse 4: Dr. Doom]
Powered armor gives me
Super strength and endurance
So with all that dirty money
Hope you bought some life insurance
Compare our intellect, or combat
In either one you fall short
You'll buy me?
BITCH, I'LL MAKE RUBBLE OUT OF LEXCORP!
A deal with the devil
Made me sure that I would rule
The doctor was born brilliant
And you were born a tool
Marvel at my abilities
This will be your one class
Cuz' next to me, you're
Just another
DC DUMB ASS!

[Verse 5: Lex]
A DC Dumbass?
Your disses disappoint me
I'm DC's Commander and Chief
They did appoint me
My powered armor is superior
I'll melt ya down with one blast
And make a scrap heap
Of this Full-Metal Jackass
[Verse 6: Dr. Doom]
I'm a Full-Metal Emperor
Doom will command you
All the trash that you talk
I see why no one can stand you
I destroy worlds
I look on you with pity
Doom will conquer the universe
And you can't even get a city!

[Announcer]
Oh man, time's up!
Which of the villains won?
Who the hell is next?!
It's a Source Rap Battle!