[Announcer]
It's time for a Source rap battle
Let's let the villains go head to head
We've got the Green Goblin
Versus The Joker
Huh, let's go!

[Verse 1: Green Goblin]
Super villain with a few loose screws
And if ya battle the Goblin
Then trust you lose
Look, Lee knew what was up,
So I suggest you take a lesson
From the man behind the myth
Get a grip- YOU DEPRESSION ERA CLOWN
I'm laughing because the joke's on you
Send a psychopath out to pasture
Before we're through
You're throwing playing cards at me
Because you're a child
Betting cash on your corpse
'CUZ DEAD JOKERS ARE WILD


[Verse 2: Joker]
I'm the number one nemesis
The quintessential villainous chemist
And never stopping until my enemy is finished
Or until your hopes are diminished
But you intrigue me
I'll end you
Or put you up in strings
Yes, I'll vertically suspend you
Huh
Puppet master--you're the marionette
Grind and gut a Goblin
Without even breaking a sweat
But look, I'd be mad too
If that twit Harry were my son
Tell ya what--
I'LL KILL YOU BOTH IN COLD BLOOD
JUST FOR FUN

[Verse 3: Green Goblin]
You'll never touch an Osborn
Oscorp is legendary
Ground this clown-hog
Like it's the second day of February
Devastated Spiderman--
Almost drove him crazy
You'll get the same fate
That I gave Gwen Stacy
I want a sidekick
Harley Quinn begged me to try her
She also said she laughs
'Cuz you can't satisfy her
Pumpkin bomb to the face
I won't even take a swing
What's a punk court jester
TO THE GOBLIN KING?!

[Interjection: Harley Quinn]
Let's get crazy!

[Verse 4: Joker]
A high powered business man
Who dresses up and takes flight?
You're an insane, less successful
Green Dark Knight
If I can take The Batman
Your chances aren't good
You'd have a better shot versus
The more tame Red Hood
You're the rookie, I'm the vet;
Mastermind vs a crazy
(Spray)
Things for The Goblin are getting hazy
(Look)
You got your ass kicked
But at least you tried
I'll leave you more bitter
THAN WHEN YOUR WIFE EMILY DIED
[Verse 5: Goblin]
Never speak of Emily
I'll cut a Joker down
Go to sleep, rest in peace
Bomb the guts of a clown
Right out-Watch me fly out
The Goblin's on the top route
Looking down at the Joker
Laughing because it's lights out
[Verse 6: Joker]
Lights out for the Joker?
I think you've confused me
Time to blow up this Goblin
Although you've amused me
I've also got bombs
Kaboom!
They're the odd sort
I'll dance in the fiery rubble that was Oscorp!

[Announcer]
Oh, man! That was crazy!
Who won? Who the hell is next?
It's a Source Rap Battle!