[Announcer]
It's time for a Source Rap Battle--Halloween Edition!
We've got Bettlejuice
Vs. Scarecrow
Who's the real King of Halloween?
Huh, let's show...

[Verse 1: Beetlejuice]

(...time.)
Say my name just three times
And welcome to a living hell
If you'd rather turn and run
Then do so now
And I won't tell
Burton's best, the recently deceased
Had better watch their step
Is Professor here alive or dead?
I'll give this guy a gruesome death
(Beetlejuice)
A.K.A. The Ghost with The Most
Netherworld with the flow
Spittin' heat to roast crows
I'm in another realm
I'll have this battle won in no time
It's lights out for you
But for me, it's just
SHOWTIME!

[Verse 2: Scarecrow]
Professor of psychology
I'll offer my apology
I've seen inside your mind, and all I find
Is more hypocrisy
"The Ghost with The Most"?
Well, "The Least" is more fitting
Playing nice with your hosts?
Well, my birds are more chilling
SCARECROW!
Positively terrifying when I fight
Fear-enhancing toxins will
Scare you back to your former life
In the shadows, I'll arrive;
Tell me, what's your worst fear?
BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE
WILL REGRET HE EVER CAME HERE!


[Verse 3: Beetlejuice]
Whoa, you'd be a scary dude
If I wasn't rude and crude
But Crow, I've seen the other side
You make me wanna hit the snooze
SHAPE SHIFT around this sad sack
With my hands tied
We're witnessing a funeral:
The day that all your fans died

[Verse 4: Scarecrow]
Jonathan Crane, am I insane
Or the only rational-
-creature in this battle?
'Cuz Beetlebitch here is laughable
Get a taste of fear gas
Cower at my dark birds
The Deetzes defeated your weak ass
With just one word


[Verse 5: Beetlejuice]
I'm Sherlock, I've cracked the case
This guy is elementary
KICK HIS LANKY ASS BACK
TO GOTHAM STATE PENITENTIARY!


[Verse 6: Scarecrow]
Say hello to Scarebeast
Killer in the Injustice Gang
Hallucinogen battle with me
And you'll never be the same

[Verse 7: Beetlejuice]
I'll never be the same
'Cuz The Juice is always runnin'
I never go outta style
I must say I'm
Simply stunning
My traits are obnoxious
And don't forget devious
I'll beat your lanky ass down
Like I did in the previous


[Verse 8: Scarecrow]
Dr. Crane returns
Time to refill your prescription
Of fear inducing toxins
The beetle has a subscription
To pain
I'm to blame
Yes, they all know the name
Time for this foolish ghoul to go
And bow down to the crow

[Announcer]
Oh, man! That was crazy!
Who won? Who the hell is next?!
It's a Source Rap Battle!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!