[Announcer]

It's time for a Source Rap Battle
Today, we've got two teams ready to throw down
It's the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Versus the Teen Titans
Huh, let's go

[Verse 1: Turtles]

Four versus five, not a fair fight
Cuz one of us could take all your lives
Turtle Power is not just a saying
Leave every last one of you paralyzed
Called the Titans--Don't see one
Get a taste of Ninjutsu
Striking hard from the shadows
Knocked out before you know what hit you
Reppin' hard for our sensei
Taught us all of our swift ways
And you Jump City Team rejects aren't news
You belong on the fifth page
Let's take the fight to the underground
You pampered brats wouldn't last long
Throw you back up in body bags
Now you're up--let's hear your sad song
[Interjection: Starfire]
You are not funny. You are a clorbag varblernelk

[Verse 2: Titans]

Titans Go! Time to throw down
The best out and they know this
Turtle Power's just a memory
Your new stuffs recycled--we noticed
Better and fresher in every way
Not just because we're the newer one
DC stars of the new age
And we're going up against sewer scum

[Robin]

Robin's up--I'll show the way
Leo failed in his mission
How does this chump really lead a team
When your bro Raph won't even listen?

[Cyborg]

Yo Cyborg--I'm charged up
I know how to explain that
These "ninjas" came from a tube of ooze
And they got their moves from a lame rat
[Verse 3: Turtles]

Leo, Raph, Mikey and Don
We are the new Renaissance
Painting pictures with cold flows
Your little titan egos got stepped on
Twenty years plus and we kept on
Your fairy costumes getting wept on
You'll never reach the heights that we leapt on
That means that we're not to be slept on
Oroku Saki tried us
We're still here--unbreakable
But he'd shred your asses like cold cuts
Cuz your weak shit's unmistakable
Recycled shit? We're adaptable
Throwing high kicks when your time's passed
Nunchuck to the face and a sai to the throat
DON FINISH THESE BITCHES OFF WITH THE BO-STAFF!

[Verse 4: Titans]

A lot of words, you talk big
But the Annie Awards we stacked up
Full of substance and we pack a punch
While your half-shells just got packed up
Trade ya Shredder, you take Slade
We'll beat Oroku on a half day
You think that you're tough
But you're halfway
To the grave--never get on our page
Got a shape-shifter and a princess
Brains and brawn in a cyborg
Raven's got the dark energy
And you're turtles with sticks, and long swords
Speaking of that turtle speed
We really don't mean to be haters
But we know why you've got those dim wit lines
YOU'RE ALL SLOW BY NATURE!
[Announcer]

Oh, man! That was cold!
Which team took the title? Who the hell is next?
It's a Source Rap Battle!