[Verse 1: Superman]
Coming straight from Krypton
They know me as the Last Son
I'll beat this hippy bloody
So I hope he brought his tampon
Akira Toriyama tried to make another me
But I’m the greatest refugee
That this planet's ever seen
Just look up in the sky
It's a bird, It’s a plane
Wait, it's just the Man of Steel
And some golden-haired dame
You're looking quite regal dressed in Chi-Chi's orange blouse
And your "b***h-points" level is over nine thousand

[Verse 2: Goku]
Really? A tampon?
You must be seeing lead
Your underwear's showing
And they're drenched in all red
Comparing you to me is like a hammer to an anvil
And your tights tell the tale of a man stuck in Smallville
It's the Kao-Ken Kid
Held the title, World's Strongest
Let’s ask Mrs. Lane who’s speeding bullets last longest
I always push my limits
While you're stuck in level flight
And Super Saiyan Four
Is the new Kryptonite
[Verse 3: Superman]
I’m rapping for the K-State
And old-school super humor
They want the rights
To my tights
Like it's Siegel and Shuster
Just like your show
I'm still waiting for the fighting to begin
Still the Number One pimp
On IGN
You're a flying alien
Who can protect
And can deliver
You were sent here as a baby
Why this story so familiar?
Not a King Kai exercise
I don’t do this s**t for fun
Been a beast in the streets
Since Action Comics Number One

[Verse 4: Goku]
I'm the protector of the Earth
While you play dress-up at the Daily
Planet's gonna need saving
I'm the one who's been training
It's your doomsday, Clark
I'd really hate to be this mean
So when I beat your bitch ass
I'll leave a Senzu Bean
(Look)
Your flow and your game
Have proven equally as shitty
While they're on my Dragonballs
From here to Central City
You should've brought your Justice Friends
To help you even up the odds
They're gonna miss you like Apple fans
Are missing Steve Jobs
[Verse 5: Superman]
I'm not going anywhere
But yeah, let's have a even fight
Get all the Z Warriors
And one by one I'll take your lives
The "S" on my chest
Stands for sickest on the planet
Original hero
And you're my offspring, dammit

[Verse 6: Goku]
It's funny you don't even know
How far my power level grows
Mastering combat techniques
You're chasing around these news hoes
Let's take this fight to superspeed
More power and more energy
Omega Level Spirit Bomb
Now Superman's a memory