[Intro]
VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES!
PLAYER 1: THE PLAYSTATION ALL-STARS
PLAYER 2: THE SUPER SMASH BROS
FIGHT!

[Dante]
Here we go!

[Cole McGrath]
Step back, Bros

[Nathan Drake]
Watch us super smash these freaks!

[Dante]
You've been washed up by the new wave

[Nathan Drake]
Stay with your 80's geeks!

[Dante]
This is quite the army here!

[Cole McGrath]
A plumber, a child, and an elf that's silent!
[Nathan Drake]
Let's slaughter these E rated kids!

[Dante]
So come on lets get violent!

[Cole McGrath]
Light you up like electrokinesis

[Dante]
Sharper than the Rebellion's Blade

[Nathan Drake]
Hell, I find junk in lost caves worth more than your crappy Wii U's made

[Cole McGrath]
All your games are so repetitive

[Dante]
Hell, I can't tell them apart

[Nathan Drake]
Why are you has beens even here?

[Dante]
This is Battle Royale of All-Stars!
[Mario]
It's-a me, Mario!

[All]
And the Super Smash Bros!

[Link]
Spittin' Hits as 8-bits while drake was known as Indiana Jones!

[Red]
Screw Indiana Jones, he's Lara Croft except sadistic!

[Link]
He's more annoying than Angel-Boy

[Mario]
Man, we're facing an emo Pit!

[Red]
There's a reason we've been here so long, take the Hero of Time's word:

[Link]
Let's see your piece of junk rebellion clash with a real Master Sword!

[Red]
Ya, when it comes to fans, we've caught them all!
[Mario]
While you're worse accidents than Cole!

[Link]
And the Devil won't be the only thing Crying against the world's greatest console!

[Dante]
(Laughs) Us crying?

[Cole McGrath]
You got more fans?

[Nathan Drake]
Greatest console of them all?

[Cole McGrath]
Fine we'll bring the Brawl

[Dante]
Be more abusive than shoving animals in balls!

[Nathan Drake]
You've been around for so long

[Cole McGrath]
But when was your last Game of the Year award?

[Dante]
This mild cartoon violence against slaughter, blood, and gore!
Hell, it's a puny fairy to a demon

[Cole McGrath]
Fireballs to Pyrokinesis

[Nathan Drake]
Don't get me started on this lonely child

[Cole McGrath]
Blow them all into triforce pieces!

[Dante]
You three are finished already?

[Nathan Drake]
I thought they'd be more fun

[Cole McGrath]
Turned out you're just as disappointing as the Xbox One!

[Link]
Dante'd know about disappointments!

[Mario]
A worse reboot than Sonic here!

[Red]
Give us a few months to show you the next Game of the Year!

[Mario]
You've all been out classed!

[Link]
Since the start of this match!

[Red]
Are we ready?

[Mario and Link]
Yeah!

[Red]
Well, Let's finish them!

[All]
FINAL SMASH!

[Link]
Compare us the the triforce, we are courage, wisdom, and strength!

[Red]
Been master since the 80's

[Mario]
And proving our dominance with another game!

[Link]
The Greatest Legacy of Games lives to never be diminished!

[Mario]
Game Over, All-Stars!

[Red]
Take this, TRIPLE FINISH!!

[Outro]
GAME OVER!
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VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES!