[Verse 1: Son Goku]
Kamehame-hold my beer!
Time to beat a kitten down
Taking out my foes
Before these Pocket Monsters came around
They call me the mighty one
The comeback kid, I must admit
Came to Pallet Town
And I could not get Misty off my d*ck
It's Goku Son, I've got the gold
Are you a Poké Red or Blue?!
Either way, come here
So I can beat the Psychic out of you
Techniques are advanced
Don't need to go Super Saiyan One
That's OK, I'll break this
Poké Pinata wide open just for fun

[Verse 2: Mewtwo]
Poké Pinata-Did you come up with that by yourself?
When they put this fool together
Someone left his I.Q. on the shelf
Mewtwo
Dopest Pokémon
That you've ever seen
Don't make me slap a b**ch
Some one get this man a Senzu Bean
Bring all of your clowns & perhaps it would've been fair
Psychic let me see inside your mind
Wait, nothing's in there
Face the wrath of a superior specimen
Through genetic splice
If ignorance is bliss
Then Goku Son is in Paradise
[Verse 3: Son Goku]
Hyberbolic Mobbin'
Training day and night, I never rest
When Goku Son is finished
They'll delete you from the Pokédex
Where's my next opponent?
Fighting harder, never settle
This creature looks like Frieza
But I cannot sense a power level
Superior to a Saiyan? does this mutant want to make a bet?!
Give me all you've got
And I'll crush a purple pocket pet
Defender of the universe, I always show when danger calls
Mewtwo is upset
He's got no Poké or no Dragon Balls

[Verse 4: Mewtwo]
Well, that was sad
Please crawl in the capsule you were you were found in
Can't sense my power level??
Well, swag's over 9000
I know this Saiyan's proud that he shouted and geared up
But I slapped him so hard
The Great Ape inside teared up
You took another L
And believed this had redeemed you
This is worse than the time
That your boi Special Beamed you
Your jabs and ki blasts
Were all crude misses
You're just the latest in a long line
Of 3-Finger slap b***hes