[Verse 1: Rangers]
Call us the Powerhouse Rangers
Yeah, we're Mighty Morphin'
Hand picked Heroes
And you're just a bunch of orphans
Recognize, we'll throw you all inside a Shredder
We'll blend you to turtle pieces
And sew you into a sweater
Named after Renaissance painters
That's as lame as we've heard
Your entire fanbase is jam packed
With a punch of comic book nerds
You ever try to step to us
We'll leave you spinning on your backs
And our Zords all need a polish
We'll use you for turtle wax

[Verse 2: TMNT]
Cowabunga, dudes
Get off of your high horses
This is purebred ninja
We don't need no Special Forces
Call us the Underground Kings
Because you're destined to lose
Last night, we all showed the Pink Ranger
The secret of our ooze
Been at the top of our game
Since the days of Nintendo
Didn't they have a third movie?
Yeah, that sh*t went straight to video
We're flipping on stage
Saying go ninja go
The only go-go you're doing
Is sliding down on a pole
[Verse 3: Rangers]
It's time to morph, rangers
We'll let 'em have it with the realest
It's ass-kicking time'
And you turtles are gonna feel this
Get back inside your sewer
It's best for public safety
You live with a mutated rat
No need to spread your rabies
Oh, you're gonna show our
Pink Ranger what's the deal?
We ran a Mighty Morphin' train
Through April O'Neil
[Cowabunga]
We'll leave you with one
Last thing to remember
We know you took so much wood
That's why you call your master Splinter

[Verse 4: TMNT]
You're a bunch of ninja poser
Switching styles with every season
What makes these clowns the worst?
[Yo]
Let us count the reasons
A crew of high-school losers
Your fighting style's gymnastics
You're sporting spandex gear
And your weapons are made of plastic
Ninja heroes?
You're more like ninja fairies
You all belong inside a video with
Katy Perry
Because you're all a bunch of lame
Teenage dreams
And the real fireworks were with
Dudes behind the scenes
You could never defeat us
We're the crew of the hour
That was a Mighty Morphin' beatdown
Welcome to turtle power