[Verse 1: Ronald McDonald]
Call me Ronald MC
'Cuz I'm bringing all the flavor
And if you're a King
I guess I'm the creator
I'm the captain of franchises
They're my black pearl
And I'm slinging these nuggets
All around the world
Come through my golden arches
And catch a snack attack
Your Queen comes in often
She likes the taste of my Big Mac
These XL shoes are way too big
For you to fill
I'll slap two all beef patties
On your busted up grill

[Verse 2: The Burger King]
I'm the King
And I'm comin' in hard
Time to wrap onion rings
Around this retard
I'd say you're a joke
But you already know
I can tell by that Napoleon Dynamite 'fro
Two all beef patties?
Well, I've got flame broiled heat
I'm going home to a throne
You're going home to defeat
Hah, Whopper Jr. could handle this clown
Replace that double cheese smile
With an upsized frown
[Verse 3: Ronald McDonald]
Try to joke on a jokester?
This really can't continue
My flows are extra value
And you're on my dollar menu
A frown on my face?
You've got your patties flipped
You're tied down to a hag
And I'm a super-sized pimp
You've challenged a real dynasty
That's here to stay
So bend over like a punk
So you can have it your way
[Yeah]
You'll always be second
So go ahead and retire
My kingdom is like my fries
It'll never expire

[Verse 4: The Burger King]
Don't forget, you're speaking to a royal
I wrap your leftover rhymes up in aluminum foil
And when it comes to this game
I won't cut you any slack
Oh, and I caught the Hamburgler
Sneaking Whoppers in the back
And you're a pimp?
Well, that's just absurd
Unless you're pimping cashiers
With that line billions served
They put a rodeo clown
With an O.G. that's thuggin' it
That was a King sized victory, b***h
I'm lovin' it