The infinite source
The Amazing Spiderman vs Wolverine
[Verse 0: Spiderman * unique to the revisit*]
Had to mount a comeback
I wasn't quite finished
Gave Wolverine time to get
His health bar replenished
I’m a comic book icon
In web-slinging beast mode
Flows are set to hard
So you'll probably need a cheat code
It might seem cruel
He's coming back to get lapped on
And I’m pushing all his buttons
Like it's Marvel vs Capcom
Genius level intellect
This isn't even funny
So I picked him up a book to read
Called Losing for Dummies
[Verse 1: Wolverine]
Listen here, bub
My flow's as sharp as my claws
And I'll tear you apart
As soon as I get my paws
On your little spidey frame
This entire battle is a shame
They put a little boy blue
In a grown man's game
My venom is deadly
Oh, and my Mary Jane
Should be called the Green Goblin
Don't get burned by the flame
Is this supposed to be a challenge?
You can't be serious
I think that little spider bite
Has got your mind delirious
[Verse 2: Spiderman]
You need an ego check
And I’m about to put you through it
Grab some Geico insurance
Since even a caveman can do it
There’s a leash law here
Your master let you get away
I'll call up Professor X
And tell him I found his stray
[Bow wow]
Because today, there’s no use in competing
I'll wrap you inside my web
And give you a spidey beating
And my rhymes are as tight
As the webs that I sling
You're just a hairy pawn
I am Marvel's crowned king
[Verse 3: Wolverine]
The King of Insects?
That sounds about right
I’d rather battle Aunt May
It'd be a more fair fight
I'm a weapon X super soldier
Don't let the costume fool ya
I heard J. Jonah Jameson
Gives you his Daily Bugle
You're on my turf now
And you haven't payed the meter
That means a Wolverine thrashing
Is in order for ya, Peter
Yeah, your rhymes are like your web
They both are paper thin
You're just a superhero wannabe
Just ask your Uncle Ben
[Verse 4: Spiderman]
Spidey sense tingling
But it's you who are in danger
Say it's a grown man's game?
Well, meet the game changer
You'll die before reaching
Wall crawling heights that I've lifted
I'll beat you bloody and send you back
To the School for the Gifted
You're a roided up lumberjack
Who needs a kick in the ass
I've got one waiting right here
So consider it your First Class
You'll need your whole X-crew
To fight the war that I'm waging
That's why they still call you Logan
While I'm just the Amazing