[Verse 1: Edward Cullen]
Listen here, Pops
There's a new kid on the block
An Undead lover
And I make the hoes flock
I'm a Blockbuster machine
Just check the ticket sales
I'll make it rain all day
Your pocket's are dented by the hail
It's your twilight
I'm just breaking dawn
You're banging old maids
While I'm tappin' Bella Swan
I'll show you how we do it
In 2012
My star is headed towards the heavens
I'm about to send you back to hell

[Verse 2: Blade]
I'm the original gangster
In the vampire game
And you're about to die twice
And I'm the only one to blame
New kid on the block?
Yeah, you could be in that band
You're just a teenie boppin' bitch
Making love to your hand
I've hunted the best
That means I'm overqualified
A cold blooded killer
And you're as warm as apple pie
Wait, stop the beat
I'm going acapella
Last night this blade went deep
And put another one in Bella
[Verse 3: Edward Cullen]
You've gone too far
You're bringing in my wife?
You'll need some more protection
Than your little steak knives
You're an emo kid's dream
And I'm a teen idol
I'm risin' to the top
And you're just fighting for survival
Time to close the curtains
On your rusted out blades
I'm blazing on this beat
So I'm glad you brought your shades
You're like MC Hammer
And I'm Donald Trump
I've got an empire growing
And you're just a half-blood chump

[Verse 4: Blade]
A half-blood chump?
Now let's not get it twisted
There's a trilogy of me kickin' ass
And I think you've must have missed it
I'll slice ya and dice ya
Take the mic and the lead
And then I'll show this punk
That I make even vampires bleed
So tuck your tail between your legs
And go run back to your girl
And did I mention that last night
I rocked her Undead world?
I'm coming for the title
And I'm about to reign supreme
I'm a rated R champ
You're just PG-13