[Verse 1: Planeteers]
We're the Planeteers
Don't get it twisted
We're about to give a beating
To you kitty cat misfits
Fighting on the planet's team
You can call us eco-ballers
Because we've always got the green
Tell Mumm-ra he can take a day off
We're gonna hit you so hard
We'll make you lose your loin cloth
And tell Cheetara she can come back
And see us
We made that kitten purr efficiently
Like the engine, on a Prius

[Verse 2: ThunderCats]
Who challenges the ThunderCats?
What's this about?
Tell me it's not this team
Of teenage looking girl scouts
It looks like you're all
From the lost and found
But by the Eye of Thundera
We'll beat your asses down
Look, You really think that
You can do no wrong?
But you're all hanging in the forest
With a grown man
In a thong
We gave Gaia our sword
And she was ready to blow
She was supposed to save the planet
Now she's the ThunderCat's Hooo!
[Verse 3: Planeteers (with Captain Planet)]
By your powers combined
I am Captain Planet
It's time to put an eco-end
To this rap battle, damnit
We protect the Earth
From furballs and toxins
While you're steady talking shit
Without your litter boxes
Your flows are dried up
Our rhymes are Lake Placid
And your whacked out show
Was only cool to watch on acid
You're about to be extinct
It's just a premonition
This beating must've hurt
You'll need a kitty cat prescription

[Verse 4: ThunderCats]
You're a bunch of lame posers
A bunch of brown nosers
A bunch of blanks with
No guns in your holster
Put your blue fairy
Back away in his cage
And we promise we won't
Tell anyone he's
Ssshhh
Fighting on the Planet's side?
Well, you can bend that thing over
And give the ThunderCats a ride