[Verse 1: Wonder Woman]
I'm the Queen of DC
And you're just its kitty cat
Got real men chasing after me
Not just a hairy bat
I'm from Paradise Isle
Land of Amazon Warriors
I'm gonna tell your secrets, girl
Not talking about Victoria's
I'm class, you're trash
I'd hate to bruise your pride
You're the town bicycle
All the boys get a ride
I've got my lasso of truth
So I can't tell a lie
By the time that we're through
You'll be all out of lives

[Verse 2: Catwoman]
Queen of DC?
More like its Grandma
That outdated costume
Looks like stripper pajamas
I'll sink my claw into
That Amazon wig
And snap your little lasso
Like an Amazon twig
In the pool of secrets
I'll throw one morе in it
You haven't been laid
In an Amazon minute
Uplift my city?
At least I have one
Go back to Giant Island
Hi Fi Fo Fum
[Verse 3: Wonder Woman ]
[Ha!]
I'm a stripper?
Well, what does that make you?
You walk the streets alone at night
That's called a prostitute
I'm the most famous heroine
The world's ever known
And you're a spin off, sweetie
From Batman's throne
In the game since '41
And I still look great
And even in Gotham
You need a mask to get a date
One final blow
And then I'll let you loose
Wait, can we finish this later?
I just got a text from Bruce

[Verse 4: Catwoman]
Ok, hot stuff
It seems you're confused
The throne is all mine
I've never been number 2
Bruce sent you a message
But let's not forget
He do without lassos
But he's addicted to whips
You're the most famous?
Not since I've been around
I'm your boyfriend's screensaver
And desktop background
I delivered this loss
Like a string of Pizza Huts
Oh wait, nevermind
I don't deliver to sluts