[Verse 1: The Avengers]
[Captain America]
The First Avenger
But you can call me Captain
I lead from the trenches
While your chicken's wing flappin'
On level ground, you're all going under
We always make it rain
Just ask the God of Thunder

[Thor]
It's Hammer Time?
Well, let me go MC
They can't touch this
And little Flash wants to be me

[Iron Man]
Not bad, Hammer
Now T Stark's in the building
We dropped a blockbuster
They haven't even started filming

[Bruce Banner]
I entirely concur-
Bruce Banner back in action
We don't know how to losе
Guess it's a chemical reaction
[Black Widow]
With Diana right thеre
Clark asked for my number
With shoulders like that
The woman really makes me wonder

[Hawkeye]
I always hit my targets
The guy who never misses
The eye of a hawk
And I spot a group of bitches

[Verse 2: Justice League]
[League in unison]
Look, first things first
When your speaking to the League
You bow to your superiors
And then you may proceed
We stand for Justice
A heavy load to carry
But we get it on the first try
No Avenging necessary

[Batman]
From the depths of the shadows
To the sky outside your window
We'll end you like a Sega
And then play you like Nintendo
[Flash]
I'm rapping in flames, I'm rapping with fire
I'm rapping up lames, let's make 'em retire
And Thor belongs on a Baywatch shore
He's Hasselhoff mixed with Dumbledore

[Diana]
[Hm]
And while we're at it, that reminds me
Didn't they battle Harry Potter?
Well, mixed with a green Hermione?

[Batman]
[Eating sounds]
Oh-I had a killer punchline
But we ate these clowns for breakfast
So call us when its lunch time

[Verse 3: The Avengers-Nick Fury]
[Alright]
Nick Fury here
And I'm representing SHIELD
Don't see a threat yet
But I'll keep my eye peeled
[Ha]
This so-called team
That stands here before me
Are the furthest thing from soldiers
And the closest thing to phonies
[Verse 4: Justice League]
[Hal Jordan]
Alright, I'm calling time out
Someone put Cap' back in the freezer
He's rhyming like a toddler
And he's limpin' like a geezer

[League in unison]
And who the hell let the pirate on the mic?
We're bringing down you're ship, bitch
You're gonna miss your flight

[Verse 5: The Avengers]
[Avengers in unison]
We're Earth's true protectors
A fact to remember
Saw you all shit your tights
When the Avengers Assembled

[Verse 5: Justice League]
[League in unison]
It's Steel vs Iron
It's Lions vs Lambs
It's Kings vs Paupers
It's Prime Rib vs Spam
[Damn]