[Verse 1: Mario]
It's-a-me
Mario
A hundred battles under this
Plumber belt
Don't need a Fire Flower
To bring the heat upon this
Keebler elf
Let me show him how we do it
In the Mushroom Kingdom
I hate to squash a fairy
But somebody should've teamed him
With an entire legion
Of green pixie losers
I'd send 'em back in hearses
Just like the Koopa Troopas
You think you're old enough
So somebody's gotta tell ya
Last night we made a Tri-Force
Me, Peach, and Zelda

[Verse 2: Link]
So you rеally wanna step to the
Hyrule Hitman?
A fat littlе meatball
Who's smelling like a shit can?
You're calling me a fairy?
Then I'm guessing you're a troll
But I'd burn your little bridge
Before I'd ever pay your toll
My many incarnations
Save my nation
Evil killing
While you jump on top of turtles
Cleaning pipes for a living
Your goal every level
Is jumping on a pole
I'll cut you down to size
And flush you down your toilet bowl
[Verse 3: Mario]
[Hmm]
Alright, it's time to teach a lesson
To this angry adolescent
Underestimate the strength
Of the brother that you're messin'
I'm a legend on the console
A hero of the franchise
King of the Mountain
And this battle was a landslide
M on my hat
I'm the Don of this game sh*t
Time to scratch your name
Off the top of my hit list
All Time Star, bitch
Can I get a witness?
While you've got a game
Named after your princess

[Verse 4: Link]
All those Magic Mushrooms
Are going to your head
I'm the link to your doom
Lyrically, you're underfed
It's time to nail the coffin
I'm getting slightly bored
And I sliced Peach in half
With my other Master Sword
Who would've thought the Princess would be so sleazy?
She shacked up with Bowser
And your bro Luigi
I already told you
Zelda's the Game
But this is my legend
It's one and the same
I'm hitting the beat like a boomerang
And defeat is your only option to claim
[Verse 5: Mario]
Defeat never that
I'm the plumber with the big tool
Pound ya to a pulp
And send a pixie back to Hyrule
Dunk you in a toilet
Flush it down and get a swirl
You're just a peon
In Super Mario's World

[Verse 6: Link]
You think it's your world
But it's Link who's running everything
Check the last decade
And recognize who's really King
Breath of the Wild is on the way
I never lay down
This was your second beating, Plumber Boy
So please stay down