[Verse 1: Sonic]
It's the third time around
For the Sonic sensation
The number one topic of
The conversation
Your going up against
Royalty
And your a rip off
Of Chef Boyardee
I'm too quit
And I'm way too agile
You're just fat, slow, and fragile
Stock is rising
Your's is falling
Get outta here
There's a toilet calling

[Verse 2: Mario]
It's a Mario, don't call me fat
I'll exterminate this sewer rat
I'll crush him like a Goomba
Leave this porcupine laying flat
Slow and steady wins the race
I'll take a dump in SEGA's face
Your console died a lonely death
Your legacy is just a disgrace
Way back since 8-bits
I been bustin' bricks with bare fists
Check the record books
I make hits
Simply put, I'm the greatest
I'm the Father of the Platform
The name is etched in history
The SEGA and the Sonic story
All will be a mystery
[Verse 3: Sonic]
Alright, pops, props for trying
But get busy living or get busy dying
I've always stood on my on two
I never needed a console
How about you?
Genesis, Game Gear
On to the Dreamcast
Never been a loser
I adapt and I'm too fast
Lyrically, physically, I am superior
Biting your peach off
While you're trying to marry her
Vacate the area, this is my zone
Sending this Guido plumber home
Rings in my pockets
Emeralds in my bank account
You've just got coins
So there's no mistake about
Who is the greatest and who is in second
As far as Nintendo, that sh*t is irrelevant
About to hit your off switch
This was game set, loss
B**ch

[Verse 4: Mario]
In the game since 81
This plumber's done it all
(It's true)
Why don't you check my coin count?
I'll show you how to ball
I doubt the Princess Peach
Would've let you lay your hands on
We all see your package
'Cuz you don't have any pants on
The Mustache monarch
Of Mushroom Manor
Can't tell if you rap fast
Or it's just a stammer
We swimming in the green
Just look at Luigi's clothes
Don't ever f**k
With the Mario Bros!
[Verse 5: Sonic]
Ha, look
I'm messing with you
"Cuz you're nothing to me
And Sonic's the one that
They all want to see
I'm kicking your ass
'Cuz it never gets old
Bow down to the
King Hedge of the Console
From the Green Hill Zone
To the Chemical Plant
Sonic's always done something
That Mario can't
Told the Clown once
That my flow's a monsoon
And Sonic Mania's dropping soon

[Verse 6: Mario]
The King knew he was losing it
So shut your mouth and get a grip
Mario will always reign
This Sonic bum is such a shame
Miyamoto shocked Japan
With the original Jumpman
My legacy will still survive
That's why my cart just got a ride