[Verse 1]
I'm the mightiest droid in existence
Got so many Systems, I can't even list them
And I blew up quick when I hit
The Nintendo Entertainment System
26 years old, I'm ready to go
Japan, I'm the rock but I'm ready to roll
Been hittin' the gym and
I'm gettin' so swole
From 29 million copies sold
Classic, X, and ZX
Man, this is the stuff of legend
Had over 50 chances
To make a new first impression
I'm the true Blue Bomber and
The Beast with the Blast
Careful, or I'll bust a Capcom
In your ass
So Dr. Dr. Light, Please come and save me
From myself
'Cuz my flows are gettin' too hot
And I'm afraid I'm gonna melt
And now I'm rushin' to the scene
And I'm about to cause commotion
And dodging bullets like Neo
Man, I think I am the chosen
One of a kind
Though they tried to duplicate me
You gettin' in my way
I cannot guarantee your safety
Haters sittin' in recliners and
They're steady tryin' to play me
But I guess they must've failed
'Cuz they can't eliminate me