[Verse 1: Mario]
It's Mario, the greater bro
Since I've got two, we'll take it slow
Eat a mushroom and I grow
Best of the best, I know you know
Second class player
And a second class rapper:
Pick one to be more ashamed of
The first or the latter
Yeah
I've seen the future
Luigi is a dead man
And no, it's not a joke, bro
My humor is deadpan
Player 2
Yeah, you can have my leftovers
You're just Player 2
But I put the game on my shoulders

[Verse 2: Luigi]
So you wanna challenge Slim Thug?
I'll have you wrapped up
Quickеr than the sauce in your
Spaghetti bowl gеts lapped up
Hah
It's Luigi
I'm so fresh and so clean
That when I'm on the scene
It's like I got a squeegee
Yeah
So when you're eating pasta
Please, just skip the third plate
If not for you, damn
Do it for Yoshi's sake
I jump higher
I go way harder
I dress way flyer
And I rhyme way smarter
Dumbass
[Verse 3: Mario]
Oh
So now you're calling me
The dumb one?
Well, all the fine princesses
Just call me the fun one
Daisy got pollinated
But that was in my spare time
That's when you were waiting for
Your second rate air time
Super Mario vs a Super Disappointment
I know this beating hurt
I've got your bandage and your ointment
You were made to be a loser
At best, juts my backup
But your head has gotten too big
So bitch, ya better back up
You can call me fat
But that's alright
We all know you're mad
The other brother
Got the bigger pipe
I hate to have to be the one
To take your pride and leave a dent
Fraternal twins
But I have a hunch you were an
Accident
[Verse 4: Luigi]
I might be number 2
But just look at how my name's grown
Got my own games
And I used to have to play clone
This game's about progression
I'll bury you in a session
Beat your fatass to a pulp
And we'll call it
Luigi's Lesson
Yeah
That's got a ring to it
This is how a King do it
You're a bum
But every challenge
I just spring to it
If I'm the accident, wait
Just look at you, bro
They got it right the second time
You're too fat and too slow
My pockets keep on growing, man
I'm all about expansion
You're stuck in one place
It's not called the "Mario's Mansion"
Fresh green overalls
I'm the one who gets dimes
You're red and wide
Ladies pause at ya
Like a stop sign