[Verse 1: Luffy]
One Piece of advice
From the kid from the East Blue
All of you should kneel at once
Because I'll be the King soon
Captain of the StrawHats
I'll slingshot a punch down
At Aquaman's jaw
And I'll make a mermaid drown
Might be nonchalant
Elasticity is my specialty
Gum-Gum Pistol to the face
A winning recipe
Since It's Disney, grab a Genie
You'll need all your wishes
But still I guarantee
I'll make fillets of both you fishes

[Verse 2: Ariel]
The pride and joy
Of Triton and Athena
Your biggest mistake was
Stepping into the arena
With the best of the best
And I've always made my own way
I could take you losers down
Even on my worst day
Luffy won't be King
Despite all his persistence
And Aqua-prick's the lamest
Superhero in existence
Became part of your world
I didn't need the wishes
And by the time this battle's done
You both will be my bitches
[Verse 3: Aquaman]
The King of Atlantis
Who do you think you're talking to?
The power of the sea is at my fingertips
So who are you?
The Lord of the Deep
So I own you and Ariel
But keep on talking trash
And you'll both get a water burial
A pirate, so no sympathy
You'll get what you deserve
A swift ass-kick and the knowledge
That you've been served
Sick piranhas out on Luffy
Now rubber-band's surrounded
And Triton should have done this years ago:
Ho, you're grounded