[Verse 1: Zelda]
Hyrulean Royalty
At the top of the food chain
Want a higher spot?
I suggest you get a new game
I see all your moves
I know your entire system
Just one of the perks
I've got the Tri-Force of Wisdom
So many abilities it'll make your head spin
Already got a crown
Now I'm coming for the win
Get in line, little guy
Maybe you can have it next
'Cuz I've got a soft spot
For this little green princess

[Verse 2: Link]
Little green princess?
Just making sure I heard right
Battling enemies
How many times have I saved your lifе?
Lean green killer
No one еver gets the best of me
Fighting evil forces
I gotta pursue my destiny
Evil's Bane in the blade
That I wield like a boss
You don't want to be with Link?
Sweetheart, that's your loss
You're a royal but the weight of
The Kingdom is on my shoulders
The Hero of Hyrule
And you're my leftovers
[Verse 3: Zelda]
Keen insight
And my judgement is perfect
And I've got the title
'Cuz you don't deserve it
There's room for one main character
I shouldn't have to tell ya
Bow down on your knees for
The Legend of Zelda
Psychic and I'm magical
And potent when I hit a rhyme
Switch it up to Sheik
And have you beat
Before its dinner time
Got the Light Force
And my resolve is steely
And, oh, by the way
I went with Ganon FREELY!

[Verse 4: Link]
When all hope had died
Who's the one who came to save you?
Don't come runnin' back to me
After Ganondorf has played you
My sword's to the sky
You'll never replace the chosen
The Tri-Force of Wisdom?
I think you shit's broken
Link-
Always defeating my foes
The Kokiri Killer
You know I'm the best
Hyrulean Champion and everyone knows
You ditzy damsel in distress
With Navi as my guide
We could rise to the heavens
Zelda's hot for a minute but
Long live the Link legend!
[Verse 5: Zelda]
I'm a Hyrule Warrior
Kicking ass is what I do
Deadliest princess
About to cut right through you
Beg me for mercy
And maybe I will spare you
But step to this goddess again?!
Bitch, I dare you!
The Princess of Light
The Princess of Destiny
The Princess of stomping out anyone here
That's testing me
You're talking to her majesty
Get down on your knees and pray
By the time I'm done with you
They'll declare it Zelda day

[Verse 6: Link]
Ha
Zelda day?!
Don't make me laugh
Let's stack up my feats-
Yours don't equal half
Link
It's the King
Earn the title every day
You're a fake little flake
I'm a Hyrule mainstay