[Verse 1: Deadpool]
Wade, yes, I'm at it again
No one can beat me
No one can win
"Cuz I'm a mutant masterpiece
That's right, I am the perfect ten
Killing shit
I'll make you eat your words
I thought that you'd been told
So someone please
Go and get the Wolverine
A doggy bowl
The better mutant mercenary
We both heal, but you fail
The sweetest thing outta Canada
Since the freakin' ginger ale
Tell me claws, what hurts more:
Getting beaten here by me?
Or the simple of knowing
You and Jean could never be?

[Verse 2: Wolverine]
Listen Bub, watch your mouth
Or I'll have to shut ya down
You're not the only healing deadly
Super-brawler here in town
Rip you up, claw you down
Trip you up, watch you drown
Zip you up in the ground
Then we'll see who's laughing, clown
One-on-one you wouldn't last
I don't even have to flex
Someone should've left your silly
Special ass in Weapon-X
The Wolverine
I can smell a fraud
From a ways out
A little red dead bitch
That's how this battle plays out
[Verse 3: Deadpool]
The metal that you're made of
Yes, I'll think I'll take it
Rip it out of you and make a chair-
And nobody could break it!
I'm kind of an immortal-
Though I do die all the time
Under extreme, awful circumstances-
Like hearing Logan rhyme
Everyone go and vote now
You all know that I killed it
The hole that Wolvie left inside
The Marvel world -I filled it
Most worthless X-Man ever
You really need to come to grips
You could never beat the Deadpool, bitch
I am your Apocalypse

[Verse 4: Wolverine]
Alright, Wade
You're asking so you got it
I'd sever off your head
Without a second thought about it
The best thing outta Canada?
A red gone with no class?
Sippin' Moosehead and laughing
Because you are the moose's ass
The best there is at what I do
And what I do ain't very nice
Chop you down and sell you back
Deadpool by the slice
My O.G. runs deep
Adamantium to the bone, Bub
An original and
You're just a fuckin' Deathstroke clone, Bub
[Verse 5: Deadpool]
I thought that I was crazy
But you're nuts to a new degree
You're a large, hairy lumberjack-
Dressed up like a bumblebee
I kicked your ass so bad
This guy is gonna need a vet
Go lick your wounds in private
And run back to Professor X

[Verse 6: Wolverine]
Worthless as an X-Man?
I've traveled to the past
A staple for generations
And your fad won't last
Just come a little closer
I'll widen out that little grin
You're messin' with the
Baddest X-Man there's ever been!