[Verse 1: Naruto]
The big boss is back
Make way for Uzumaki
And I don't have a problem
Stomping out a Kurosaki
Never heard of ya-
But since he's here, I guess
I've gotta teach him
I'm cleaning up his act
Yeah, I guess I gotta bleach him
Wind Style comin' at ya-
Floating like I'm on air
My Chakra reserves are too swole
No, it's not fair
But that's the way it breaks down
Ichigo I'll take down
A masterful Hokage
Going up against a fake clown

[Verse 2: Ichigo]
A clown am I?
That's the joke
Coming from the likes of you
I'll cut down your mouth
And your confidence
Before I'm through
Ichigo, The Sub-Shinigami
Breaking levels, breaking walls
And I'll fold you like origami
(Ha! Look)
I've been seeing ghosts
Since back in the day
I'm looking at Naruto
And I will see him on his way
He's got a death wish
Soul Reaper coming to fulfill it
Literal, Figurative, you know
Ichigo's going to kill it
(Hot Damn!)
[Verse 3: Naruto]
My super human strength and speed
Will make you into mince meat
He's got a couple screws lose
To even go against me
This little Bleach punk and I
Have got nothing in common
I'll make him disappear
Just like he was a bowl of ramen
And if I break out Sage Mode
Don't tell me that you weren't told
30 seconds in
Ichigo will be out cold
Shadow Clone Jutsu
Your outcome is looking grim
Kurama in my corner screaming
Kurama: "Naruto destroyed him!"

[Verse 4: Ichigo]
I'm bringing balance to the universe
I'm the one you want to be
You've got a Hollow problem
Promise I'm the one you want to see
Masterful as a swordsman
My skill set's incredible
About this time, you're thinking that
This battle was regrettable
(Ha!)
My flash step is too quick
Zangetsu is too strong
Obliterated mountains
Meaning Naruto won't last long
So try with all your might
But you'll never be ass bad as me
Was cutting Hollows down
While you were failing the Academy
[Verse 5: Naruto]
It's never where you start
It's where you end up
And I'm the best
All the way to Hokage status
I've conquered every test
You're nothing but an annoyance
I'm hitting back every pitch
So just stand still
While I Sage Mode slap a bitch

[Verse 6: Ichigo]
Sage Mode slap?
Hmm, I doubt you could land it
(I do)
Enhanced speed and reflexes
I'm stuntin' on you, dammit
(Hahaha)
You don't add up
There's too many skills I can deploy
Star in the field
And Naruto is the water boy