[Verse 1: Saitama]
Give it up for Mr. One-Hit Quit
Take a lesson
Started out as a hero
But just for fun
I'm never stressin'
You'll recognize me coming through
(Yes)
Sleek with my cape on
I see him flexin' over there
That deserves a facepalm
The Mighty Saitama
And yes, I can like Obama
I keep it low key
Unlike this almighty drama
Sidekick Genos rollin' with
Though I never need assistance
Potentially
The most powerful being in existence

[Verse 2: All Might]
The Number 1 Hero
And a Symbol of Pеace
Give hope to thosе in trouble
While you scrap in the streets
Beloved by all
I teach Foundational Studies
And under different circumstances
Bet we could've been buddies
My fame and recognition fly
While I chill at UA high
Don't be jealous little B-class
I'm that guy
It's Toshinori Yagi
Always have a smile on my face
It's One for All
And you're one big disgrace
[Verse 3: Saitama]
A registered member of the Hero Association
I've yet to beat a foe that brings me any elation
No one is on my level
Sorry, that includes you
You're just a big blue and yellow fool
For me to go through
Z-City Champion, Best of the Best
You have a speech?
Then keep the word count to twenty or less
Yoshinori is inadequate
Tried to battle, you're bad at it
My hero game is miraculous
That's why my record's immaculate

[Verse 4: All Might]
(Hahaha)
It's One for All, just give All Might the ball
I'll show Mr. Clean here
Just how fall he can fall
Gran Torino taught me everything I know
A Golden Age Hero
And the mightiest Pro
Saitama is not a match
You don't want me to hit the gas
A focused straight chop
End him with a Missouri Smash
Superhuman skills
Just ask my students, they all know
Taking Mr. One-Punch Chump
Down in one blow