[Verse 1: Link]
It's the hitman
They're drowning in my wake
We'll call it quicksand
Leanin' on my excellence
The Hyrulian kickstand
When Zelda gets the itch, I come in quick
I've got the recipe
I'll drop the magic flute, I'm hittin' notes
I always stay in key
This fluke is aloof
And I got the juice with no wishes
A couple deep cuts
Filet-you'll need Namekian stiches
Boomerang Bombin'
My way back onto the track
And just like all his opponents
I'll leave him flat on his back

[Verse 2: Piccolo]
You talin' green, then I'm the chosen one
Namеkian killa
Get the Skrilla
Hittin' harder than Thrilla's in Manilla
Who thе Goblin?!
Planet-level threat
I'ma solve it
Show up and they know
That I'm not to get involved with
Zelda had a craving, came through to my place
Left her smiling with
A side of Namek sauce on her face
What's the name-I don't box it
Just elevate and contemplate
See all of the levels beneath me
And Link, I can't relate
[Interjection: Zelda]
It's Zelda
Everyone's dropping my name
'Cause I'm the baddest
Just Saiyan

[Verse 3: Link]
She said to bring my weapon
She could show me where to bury it
Then I went in deep and pulled out quick-
Link don't marry it
I'll drop a Princess subject
But ya honestly can't fault me
You can't fault him either-
He's a pickle-
Salty
Link got the juice
But I'm dodgin' all the groupies
Green on my back
Still chasing all these Rupees
Show up on the scene, see Piccolo gettin' chills
As he pauses and reflects on all-
The blood that Link has spilled!

[Verse 4: Piccolo]
Oh, this a flex off?
Special Beam
Special Sauce
Get a grip
You as light as the pack that Piccolo flip
You a blip, on the map
Take flight with the cap
Torch Hyrule and Link
Then go give Gohan dap
[Interjection: Gohan]
That's a fact

[Bonus Verse: Zelda]
Wait, they both get verses and talk about stiches
In reality, we all know
They both are my bitches
It's the Princess, top tier
Coming back to battle this year
Show me my opponent