The infinite source
Spiderman vs Hulk
[Verse 1: Spiderman]
Who's the wizard of web-slinging?
Don't let me catch you in my friendly neighborhood
I'll put you in the dirt
That's where you'll stay for good
I'm flippin' through the city
My level is skyscrape
You're a fake and a flake
My spidey-sense
Can't take it
Parker vs Banner, your intellect is not a match
Spidey vs the Hulk, you'll get
Web wrapped and clapped
Don't tear your purple pants when you kneel to the king
The Avengers deserved better:
Biggest B***h on the team
[Verse 2: Dr. Banner]
Web wizard? Spend some cash
And buy a better analogy
Oh, I almost forgot-
That he's on a reporter's
Salary
I'm the Kingpin, but it doesn't make me your nemesis
Just gauge my strength and fury
And you'll find that both are limitless
Purple pants too fresh-
MJ concurs
Felicia said the Hulk Hammer
Makes her black kitten purr...
This kid's got too many losses
And look, I don't see a recompense
Just add another L
You need a refund on your spider sense
[Verse 3: Spiderman]
Spidey-sense is fine, ask my ferocious feline
[Interjection: Black Cat]
Pete's still got the moves
Hulk's waiting in line
[Verse 3: Spiderman continued]
Time that I wrap it up neatly, flip with the flow-
Got him tangled and twisted with nowhere to go
Spiderman, Spiderman
Call me the fireman
I got the heat and I'm burnin' it down again
Hulk never had a chance
Slap him like Thanos, I'll make him run back and hide
Behind little guy
The team called and asked, did I whoop that ass?!
And I said, well-
His pride died
I'm the Goliath, I am the Behemoth
And Hulk got smashed by the real thing
I don't care what they call me
Amazing-Miraculous-Baddest of Bad-
Or the Real King
[Verse 4: Dr. Banner/ Hulk]
This arachnid has clearly got inflated views of his abilities
I don't need a strategy, Hulk out- see the futility
The battle would be over once you came up into range
But you're too dumb to understand
So I'll just let the Hulk explain
Hulk:
Little insect come through
Think he big deal
Not even a snack
Hulk want real meal
Hulk smash spider, don't need more talk
2 minutes into battle
Parker sidewalk chalk art