Never seen a house that looks so haunted
Never met a girl that's so unwanted
Should've been wise and saw it coming
Now I'm in trouble and I'm running

Should've been a doctor or a lawyer
Should've never listened to Destroyer
Could've been a madman or a teacher
Could've been a bad man or a preacher

Came from the wrong side of the tracks
Showed up with scratches down his back
Got his Camaro painted black
And he ain't ever coming

Bobby got locked up in the fall
Polly's a child of the law
Bobby took her under the bleachers
Polly went and called a double feature

Now he's got a man to wake him up
Now he's in an alley throwing up
Now he's gone six months of the year
Now he's got an irrational fear

Came from the wrong side of the tracks
Showed up with scratches down his back
Got his Camaro painted black
And he ain't ever coming back
Back
Came from the wrong side of the tracks
Showed up with scratches down his back
Got his Camaro painted black
And he ain't ever coming back
Back

Now he's got a man to wake him up
Now he's in an alley throwing up
Now he's gone six months of the year
Now he's got an irrational fear