[Intro]
The hardest thing we'll ever have to do
Is separate our stuff now that we're through

[Verse 1]
Are you kidding me? The Sham-Wow set is mine
It was a gift from my mother, you just used it all the time
The flat screen's mine but the cable's yours
I've got the bedside tables, you can have the drawers
You say you're gonna use it but you never will
I'll trade my apple TV for your Foreman grill

[Pre-Chorus]
I know my obsession used to make you laugh
But if you take my Will Smith autograph
I'll lose my mind, I think we're both starting to find

[Chorus]
The hardest thing we'll ever have to do
Is separate our stuff now that we're through
The Rachel Ray cookbook, Nintendo Wii
And the TiVo still belong to me
Now parting with your Dexter box set
Might be tough, come and get your stuff

[Verse 2]
I'm guessing board game night will never be the same
Now that you took Cranium and my Simpson's trivia game
The macbook's yours but the hard-drive's mine
Like my original Yoda that was hard to find
I'll take the Ninja Turtle bedsheets and picture frames
Just be sure to leave a note on how I'm all to blame
[Pre-Chorus 2]
I know my obsession used to make you laugh
But if you take my Oprah autograph
I'll lose my fucking mind, I think we're both starting to find

[Chorus]

[Bridge]
Your stuff's piled up in the hallway
The Taylor Lautner poster is mine
But you can have it anyway
So this is the last thing I needed to say
Don't take my shake weight

[Chorus]

[Post-Chorus]
Don't touch my Nintendo, it's time that you let go
Of my DVD's and I think that we both know
That breaking up has never been this tough
Come and get your stuff