Toby Marlow & Lucy Moss
Don’t Lose Ur Head (og west end cast, full)
[Anne]
Grew up in the French Court
Oui, oui, bonjour
Life was a chore so

[Queens]
She set sail

[Anne]
1522 came straight to the UK
All the British dudes, lame

[Queens]
Epic fail
Ooh

[Anne]
I wanna dance and sing

[Queens]
Politics

[Anne]
Aha- not my thing

[Queens]
Ooh
[Anne]
But then I met the King
And soon my daddy said, "You should try and get ahead"
He wanted me, huh, obviously
Messaging me like everyday
Couldn't be better, then he sent me a letter and who am I kidding
I was prêt-à-manger

[Queens]
Ooh

[Anne]
Sent a reply

[Queens]
Ooh

[Anne]
Just saying hi

[Queens]
Ooh

[Anne]
You're a nice guy
I'll think about it maybe, xo baby
[Queens]
Uh oh

[Anne]
Herе we go

[Queens]
You sent him kisses?!

[Anne]
I didn't know I would movе in with his missus

[Queens]
What?

[Anne]
Get a life

[Queens]
You're living with his wife?

[Anne]
Like, what was I meant to do?
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
I'm just tryna have some fun
Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head
I didn't mean to hurt anyone
LOL, say oh well
Or go to hell
I'm sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
Don't lose your head
[Anne]
Three in the bed and the little one said
If you wanna be wed, make up your mind
Her or me, chum
Don't wanna be some
Girl in a threesome
Are you blind?

[Queens]
Ooh

[Anne]
Don't be bitter

[Queens]
Ooh

[Anne]
'Cause I'm fitter

[Queens]
Ooh

[Anne]
Why hasn't it hit her?
He doesn't want to bang you
Somebody hang you

[Queens]
*Gasp*
Uh oh

[Anne]
Here we go

[Queens]
Your comment went viral

[Anne]
I didn't really mean it but rumors spiral

[Queens]
Wow Anne, way to make the country hate you

[Anne]
Mate, what was I meant to do?
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
I'm just tryna have some fun
Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head
I didn't mean to hurt anyone
LOL, say oh well
Or go to hell
I'm sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
Don't lose your head

[Anne]
Tried to elope
But the pope said nope
Our only hope was Henry
He got a promotion
Caused a commotion
Set in motion the C of E

[Queens]
The rules

[Anne]
Were so outdated
Us two wanted to get x-rated

[Queens]
Soon, ex-communicated

[Anne]
Everybody chill, its totes God's will
Henry's out every night on the town
Just sleeping around, like what the hell?
If that's how it's gonna be
Maybe I'll flirt with a guy or three
Just to make him jell
Henry finds out and he goes mental
He screams and shouts
Like so judgemental!
You damned witch
Mate, just shut up!
I wouldn't be such a b-
If you could get it up

[Queens]
Uh oh

[Anne]
Here we go

[Queens]
Is that what you said?

[Anne]
And now he's going 'round like off with her head

[Queens]
No

[Anne]
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he means it

[Queens]
Seems it

[Anne]
What was I meant to do?

[Queens]
What was she meant to do?

[Anne]
Like what was I meant to do?

[Queens]
What was she meant to do?

[Anne]
No, but what was I meant to do?

[Anne, spoken]
No, no, no, seriously!
He's actually going to chop my head off!
I mean... he must have.. really.. liked.. my head
Ah, 5, 6, 7, 8!

[All]
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
I'm just tryna have some fun
Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head
I didn't mean to hurt anyone
LOL, say oh well
Or go to hell

[Anne]
Just go to hell!
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said

[Queens]
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what she said

[Anne]
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
Don't lose your head